Cleo McDowell: Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re McDonald’s… I’m McDowell’s. They got the…
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North Hills Mall turns 54 this year so the PAX lucked into the perfect cadence count. The only person struggling…
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A PAX of 24 gathered in the cold gloom of the North Hills Urban Jungle ready to work up a…
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Aye, the bell rang and 25 PAX appeared in the frosty gathering gloom in the #UrbanJungle This was a #GQ…
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24 PAX showed face to inhale the pain in true mouth breather fashion. Welcome to the Urban Jungle Backblast. Lets…
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Large group turned out on a rainy day; what a powerful testimony to the power of F3 in the PAX,…
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16 PAX posted for today’s Urban Jungle beatdown. The workout was difficult. No handbags or children’s toys needed. The Thang (give or…
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A good crew gathered for the pre-Halloween edition of Urban Jungle. We all earned kid-sized Snickers bars for the effort.…
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