Saturday was my 100th post since joining F3 at the beginning of June. 8 pounds and 3/4 of my triglycerides later, I’m in the best shape of my post-college life and I’m loving all three Fs. To celebrate, I went back to my second post…the Monday that will live in infamy. Floppy Disk had the Q for Burpee Golf at Agoge on June 5th…20 burpees at each of the 9 holes on the Paschal Golf Course at the Seminary. This morning, I diluted it a bit to only 10 burpees per makeshift hole in the Falls River parking lot so we’d have time for rocks afterwards…even so, I believe the disgust was felt by all.
Warm Up
-Side Straddle Hops
-Sir Fazio Arm Circles (forward and reverse)
-Good Mornings
-“The Grinder” Leg Stretches
-Moroccan Nightclubs
-Sumo Squats
The Thang
Burpee Golf – run to the first hole (cone) and do 10 burpees; wait for all to finish before teeing off on the next hole
-Hole 1 – “No Mercy; Yes, Sensei” – 405 yards to the Karate-Kids.org Taekwondo dojo
-Hole 2 – “Not so Chubby” – 112 yards to Chubby’s Tacos
-Hole 3 – “Smells Like Bleach” – 245 yards to Food Lion
-Hole 4 – “No Frills for $1.50 (per Shirt)” – 121 yards to Falls River Cleaners
-Hole 5 – “Loading Dock” – 201 yards to the rear of Ace Hardware
-Hole 6 – “No Frills for $1.50 (per Tooth)” – 157 yards to the dentist’s office
-Hole 7 – “When’s the Early Bird?” – 112 yards to just outside the retirement home property
-Hole 8 – “Weeeee” – 254 yards and down the ramp near the entrance to the shopping center
-Hole 9 – “Alcatraz” – 291 yards to the rock pile
Pick up a man’s rock and circle up in the parking lot
10 more burpees to make it an even 100 for the morning
Set 1 of rocks (OYO, break them down however you want; help your buddy finish when you’re done):
-50 bicep curls
-50 chest/bench press
-50 squats
Set 2 of rocks:
-50 triceps extensions
-50 standing twists
-50 Hakuna Matatas (lift your rock (Simba) from near the ground up into the air)
10 Mike Tysons on the curb
Mary
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COT
Count-a-rama: 9 PAX
Announcements: The Petting Zoo is open on Monday at 0545 at Honeycutt Park. VHS is the site Q.
Good work! It’s been a great first 100 posts, and I’m looking forward to the next 100. It was an honor to lead you this morning.
