Take me down to Paradise City
Where the runs will be long and the pain is dizzy
Oh, can’t we please go home

Jumping Jacks in the street
Windmills better touch your feet
I’m pretty sure they won’t give
us anything to eat
I’ll pay for burpees this time
Everyone sayin’ I’m doin’ fine

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the runs will be long and the pain is dizzy
Oh, can’t we please go home

Balls to the wall or so they say
Wall sits bringin’ on more pain
No rest for you this is no game
You just gotta join or die
Until you can’t feel your thighs

***Lyrics by Greg Paone AKA Happy Trees

PAX of 17 showed up for the Inaugural Paradise City A/O w/ CHiPS and Emeril co-Qing


Jog from Basketball courts around soccer field and tennis courts ~ 4 minutes

Basketball court – Side Straddle Hop x20, Windmills x15, Fazio x10 each way, Imperial Squat Walkers x10

Run to ramp and pair up. ______________________________________________________________________________

Teams of 2 pax working together to reach cumulative exercise goals of 100, 200, and 300 reps. Pax 1 executes as many reps as possible while Pax 2 runs to the top of the ramp and back. Flapjack until team goal is reached. Exercises 100 merkins per team (chest), 200 LBCs per team (core), 300 squats per team (legs). ______________________________________________________________________________

Still in teams of 2 pax.  Pax 1 runs to end of trailway while other pax does balls to the wall.  Once both pax complete rinse and repeat doing electric chair/wall sits


Lunge Walk to end of tunnel and jog up the trail to the rocks.

Modified circle with rocks of all sizes.   1 curl/10 presses, rotate rocks, 2 curls/9 presses, rotate rocks, 3 curls/8 presses etc etc.

Rinse and Repeat

Jog back to basketball court


Low slow flutter – 30 count

Plankorama – 10 count per Pax, finished with 10 Merkins



Buttwax brother hit in the eye with a bungee-jump cable

Banana Seat going for his PET scan on Tuesday morning

Buford and his wife having their 3rd baby today

Verse: Matthew 22:37-40

Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”