Conditions:
50°F
97% Humdity
Partly Cloudy

Warmup:

  • Side Straddle Hops X25 cadence
  • Good Mornings x15 cadence
  • Mountain Climbers x15 cadence
  • Windmills/Don Quixotes x 15 cadence
  • Helicopters x 15 cadence

The Thang

  • After the warm-up the pax ran the perimeter of Knightdale Station toward the shelters.. Along the way we encountered several creatures. The first mystery creature required:
    • (1) Pika-poo Squats – 50 Sumo Squats  single-count together  (squat hold until everyone completes)
    • REWARD = PeeWee Pika-Poo 
  • Further down the trail we happened upon another mysterious virtual creature that required:
    • (2) Captain Merkins – 30 Merkins  OYO  (plank until everyone completes)
    • Yankee Aggressor Plank
    • Southern Gentleman Plank
    •  REWARD = Captain Fubar
  • As the pax rounded the corner of the trail to the parking lot we came upon another that required:
    • (3) Imperial Squats – 30 Imperial Squat Walkers   in candence  (squat hold)
    • REWARD = Moon Trooper
  • Ran toward the often visited rock pile in the drainage ditch for more fun with non-existent creatures!
    • (4) Pet Rock Lifts – IN CADENCE
      • 10 Bent Over Rows (single count together),
      • 10 Curls (in cadence)
      • 10 Tricep Extensions (in cadence),
      • 10 Alternating Shoulder Taps (in cadence)
      • 10 Chest Presses (single-count together)
    • REWARD = the Dude (Rocks & Abides)
  • After taking a brief rest for a couple of 10-counts, the pax gathered speed as we headed back toward parking lot.
    • (5) Speedy Jumping Lunges – 30   OYO  (plank until everyone completes)
    • REWARD = Speedy Jon Cinco
  • Ran back to the shelters
    • (6) Balls to the Wall – 10 counts down the line
    • REWARD = Anonymous ??? Anonymous
  • We continued from one shelter to the next when we encounter two new F3 monsters.
    • (7) the Burpeenator – 30 Burpees   OYO  (squat hold until everyone completes)
    • REWARD = Patina the Burpeenator
    • (8) Animal Arm Circles w/ no release inbetween  IN CADENCE
      • 20 count Arm Circles…hold
      • 15 count Reverse Arm Circles…hold
      • 10 count Moroccan Night Clubs…release
    • REWARD = Floppy Animal
  • After finishing the pax noticed that an egg was uncovered…we found an egg. To hatch the egg, the pax had to complete:
    • (9) suicides down the side walk using lamp posts as lines  (plank hold until everyone completes)
    • REWARD = Hatched a Handy Manny Baby
  • The pax proceeded back to the AO and set a lure to see what creatures would be drawn in. Several appeared:
    • (10) Frank’n Mercury’s – 30 Count Freddie Mercury’s  IN CADENCE
    • REWARD = Dr. Frank’n Legs
    • (11) Star Jumps – 25  OYO  (squat hold until everyone completes)
    • REWARD = Patrick “Chimi” Starfish
    • (12) Strong Abs
      • 50 LBCs  single-count OYO
      • 20 American Hammers  IN CADENCE
    • REWARD = Strong Ab Casey

Upon capturing every F3 monster the pax became F3 masters and received their prize…a fake shiny medal!

Mary:
Completed during The Thang

Numberama & Namerama:
9 pax and no FNGs

Announcements:

  • Need Qs for all AOs of which we now have 5 in our region!
  • Promoted other area workouts (Agoge <Seminary> M 5:30AM, The Greenhouse <Green Pines Baptist> T 5:45AM, Excalibur <Knightdale Station Park> TH 5:45AM, Boiler Room <Heritage HS Soccer Fields> F 5:30AM)
  • Lucky reminded that this Saturday is the 1 year anniversary for the Farm.
  • Chimichanga shared a ThirdF option every Tuesday 6:30-7:15AM at Wake Forest Coffee Co to study “The True Measure of a Man”.

Prayer Requests:

  • Pray for Chimichanga’s 2.0, Liam, for endoscopy on Thursday, 10/20/16
  • Flood Victims in NC, SC, FL, and the Haiti with the growing death toll

Sharkbait took us out