I promised there would be no running, and true to my word, 9 PAX went on a slightly confusing, meandering spiritual journey into manhood, armed with only kettlebells. Captain Kangaroo was there, so just imagine Carroll Middle School as the Outback, and join us for a walkabout, won’t you?

The Dingo Ate Your Baby Warmup:

  • SSH X 15
  • KB GM X 10
  • KB Halo X 15
  • KB Bob and Weave X 15
  • Fig 8s X 20
  • Tricep Extensions X 20

Walkabout to the grassy patch for the Adventures of Yahoo Serious:

  • One-legged cleans X 16
  • KB Chilcutt drags X 20
  • Lateral Swings X 16
  • Side Lunge + Taps X 20

‘No Worries’, as we went on walkabout to the wall :

  • B2TW
  • Wall Climbers X 20
  • 2 Armeded Swings X 20
  • 1-Legged Burpees X 10

Walkabout down the stairs for Crocodile Hunter:

  • Prisoner Squats X 20
  • Merkins X 15
  • Suitcase Rows X 20
  • Slow Curls X 10

Walkabout up the railing and partner up for a Vegemite sandwich:

  • Pull Ups X 10
  • Squat Hold

Walkabout back to the parking lot to put another shrimp on the barbie:

  • Farmer’s Carry / AMRAP Sea Turtles and Merkins
  • 1 Armeded Alternating Swings X 20

Mosey to the grassy knoll for ‘G’day mate’:

  • Racked reverse lunges X 20
  • Half-kneeling presses X 16

Walkabout to the curb for the Road Warrior:

  • Farmer’s Carry / Quick Feet
  • Ascending Curb Crawl X 10, X 15 derkins

Go back to the grassy patch, like a toilet that flows in the wrong direction, for Sheila (Mary/COT):

  • Bent Rows X 20
  • KB Sit and Press X 10
  • KB Heels 2 Heaven X 10
  • KB Flutter Kicks X 10

I’m all out of Australian stereotypes. In a first for YHC, there were literally no announcements whatsoever. YHC led the group in prayer, and we called it a morning.