You really look so stupid when you walk that way
You really look so dumb when you walk that way
Why don’t you try and run
Truly sorry if it hurts your knees
Why don’t you try and ride a bike
Power Walker
Power Walker
-Archers of Loaf
Sometimes there’s just a lot of anger, and no convenient place to expend it. So you notice an over-enthusiastic man in the park, hips gyrating in a fury of forward propulsion. Easy target. High-paced absurdity. Thus, the inspiration for the Archers of Loaf 1996 song.
That’s perhaps a good summary of the 1/30 exploits of F3Gideon: High-Paced Absurdity.
One exception, though. The Archers would have indubitably sung: “You really look so flipping cool when you walk that way.”
According to the trusty Shagg-O-Meter, the PAX hoisted double-strap back satchels and accumulated the following:
> 3.8 miles
> 58:26 time hack #Qfail
> 15:00/mile average
> 569 calories burned
> 190 feet elevation gain
> 110% Cool
Join us next time, gents. The backpack workout always delivers.
