Clemsoning (verb) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance.
- 630 total yards of offense
- 33 1st downs
- 12/18 3rd down conversions
- 6 touchdowns
If you promised me that performance going into the game against Pitt, I’d take it 10/10 times. But…
- 9 penalties for 101 yards
- 3 interceptions
- 43 points allowed
That’s how you lose to an opponent you should beat. Given that I live on Tobacco Road though, 90% of you reading this checked out of football season when preseason basketball started, not because you were excited about basketball, but because your football team was already irrelevant nationally by then. #goacc Besides, NC State football is just something to disappoint you until NC State basketball can disappoint you.
But I digress. On to the real reason you’re here. No Clemsoning from the 25 PAX that showed up to tackle the General Assembly. No FNGs, so we broke the huddle and took the field.
- Run down to the city plaza at the end of Fayetteville Street for warm-up.
- SSH x 30
- MC x 30
- Merkins x 30
- Good mornings x 15
- Prisoner squats x 15
- IW x 30
- Run back up Fayetteville Street towards the Capitol Building, stopping at each stoplight for 10 hand release merkins. Plank for PAX to regroup.
- Run down Fayetteville Street back to the plaza, stopping at each stoplight for 20 squats. Plank for PAX to regroup.
- Run back up Fayetteville Street to the Capitol Building, stopping at each stoplight for 30 LBCs. Plank for PAX to regroup.
- Run around to the Halifax Mall, lunge walking a bit on the way.
- People’s chair 10-count from each PAX
- BTTW 10-count from each PAX
- LR step-up x 30
- Dips IC x 15
- Box cutters x 30
- Freddie Mercury x 30
- Run back to the bottom of the Bicentennial Mall. Plank for PAX to regroup.
- Merkins x 30
- On your stomach. Pop up and sprint to the top of the mall.
- LBCs x 30
- Bowling tonight at the Alley 7:00-9:00.
- Custom GORUCK date is April 29th (according to Pepe)
- Geddy had a strong takeout.
Thanks as always for the opportunity to lead. Go Tigers.