Sir Zima covered the baics. Now MacGruber will cover one of the most embarrising days of F3 existence on March 4, 2014 in Raleigh, North Carolina….
It was the inaugural TrueGrit…….passing of the baton to Sir Zima and MacGruber……what would day 1 with new Q sites entail:
- There are a few truths it did entail:
- There were few and far between that had the kahunas to show up…
- Embarrassing for the under 40 crowd… of the ENTIRE Raleigh PAX….out of 3 Tuesday workouts… there was an underwhelming posting of 1 PAX under 40…. and a TOTAL of 12 PAX overall regardless of age
- A few of our so called “under 40 tough guys” were calmly fartsacking, exercising their wrist muscles under the sheets with fresh clean exercise socks. Most notably:
- Chung “I am a poor excuse to set an example” Lee; Yo “I can’t run when I think there is going to be anything on the ground” Yo; White “is my favorite winter color” Shoe, Johnny “don’t know why you call me” Utah, Deliverance “I love the banjo and that’s enough said, Bob “I shaved my beard so don’t call me” Vila, Cinderella “I’m a sorry excuse for a male being with that planned name”, Money “has nothing to do with my name or performance” Hose, and Au’ “I love a man with a good beard and malty balls” Pair…
- Alternatively:
- There were 5 PAX who grabbed their balls off the coat rack, like real men, and showed up for a day’s work… #notsureaboutallthisgoruckingifyoucantdoa45minuteworkoutonyourown….embarrasing day’s work for the limp wristing purple veins laying under the covers…
- There was completion of 2.1 miles of 50 lbs keg carrying around the lake
- Alternating exercises in between – some with your brethren keg, some without out, none with the embarrassing group of PAX laid fast asleep in their footie snuggies dreaming of the day they could become real men…
- The under 40 “youngbucks” should be utterly ashamed…calm, dry, 17 degree morning…for all your shit talking….the real men showed you the proof in the pudding is this morning….and it’s a shame you couldn’t drag your sorry ass out of bed to come see it….better luck next time…..
