Maybe it was the perfect weather, or maybe it was the April Fools twitter banter regarding no burpees and no running at The Blitz. Or maybe it was the chance to see the International Space Station fly by at 17,000 mph. Either way the first day of April brought 18 PAX* out of the woodworks to swing some heavy metal. Enough kettlebells for everyone. No FNGs, but several new faces to The Blitz this morning, so YHC gave a few kettlebell basics. This was Chongers favorite part. (The mumble chatter continued at a low hum for the rest of the workout. Who needs music.)

So, with no Space Station in sight, it was time to get going. Which included both running and burpees:

Warm up:
Around the World x10 L/R, Figure 8s x10 L/R, Single-Leg Straight-leg Deadlift x10 L/R, Goblet Squats x10

The Thang:
Partner up – Preferably with like sized bells
P1 farmers walk, P2 5 burpees then chase P1.
Swap and repeat to the track. Plank it out.

Corner 1:
2 Arm Swing x15, Goblet Squats x10, Cleans x10 L/R, Push Press x10 L/R
Sprint to mid-field, 5 burpees; sprint back, 5 burpees
*Tigerbeat arrives! Again! (T-Claps for the consistency.)
Partner lunge walk chase w/ 5 burpees down the straight
Too slow, audible called: farmers walk chase

Corner 2:
1 Arm Swing x16 Alt L/R, Bent Row x10 L/R, Snatch x10 L/R
Sprint to mid-field, 5 burpees; sprint back, 5 burpees
Overhead hold to next corner

Corner 3:
2 Arm Swing x15, Goblet Squat to Press x10, Clean & Press x10 L/R
Sprint to mid-field, 5 burpees; sprint back, 5 burpees
Partner farmers walk chase w/ 5 burpees down the straight

Corner 4:
1 arm swing x16 Alt L/R, Bent Rows x10 L/R, Snatch x10 L/R
Almost out of time, audible called, time to wrap this day up.
Crunch w/ Press x10, Flutters w/ Overhead hold x20

COT, Count off, Name-o-rama
Orwell prayed us out.

Announcements:
4/7 – 7:30pm:  BRR Info Session at The Yard House
4/18 – 7am:  Convergence at Chavis Park (no Whiplash, Catalyst & Pullen).
4/18 – 9am:  Flag Football at Athens Drive (sign up now)
4/25 – 9:15am:  F3Dads at Fletcher Park

Moleskin?
I’m out of time. Be there next week and find out what The Blitz is all about.

Shaggy