11 hardy PAX rolled out of their warm, cozy beds, took the red pill, and braved the cool. Some dressed as if it was cold. Nevertheless, Ma Bell was there to greet them with a warm smile and a punishing workout. Here’s how it went down. At 05:44:50, YHC was taking inventory when a pair of headlights materialized out of the gloom. A knowing smile came across the PAX faces and in unison said “ah, here comes Term Paper, right on time.” Nevertheless, there is no waiting. At 05:45:00, we were off for some briskly paced figure 8s up to the top of the parking lot – weaving around all the islands – back down about half way, then over to the side to paint the lines up to the baseball.

With the date being October 20,2015, or in shorthand 10-20-15, that made for some nice numbers from which to base our set counts. Hey, it was the best YHC could do. Anyway…

Warm-Ups
What’s the temperature? 40? 10? 0? Oh, 36. OK, first exercise is 36 merkins on my count, followed by:
Good Mornings x 10
SSH x 20
Sir Fazio Arm Circles x 15 (forwards and backwards)

Jog around the fields to the other baseball for
Box Jumps x 10 OYO
Low Country Crabs x 20 IC
Dips x 15 IC

Mosey over to the bottom of the adjacent parking lot for some Parking-Lot-Murder-Suicides. Great Scott, what. is. that. smell!? Was that you, Burt? Oh, I forgot, this is too far for Burt to drive. With a noxious smell of death hanging in the air…
Run to the 1st island, do 10 Merkins, run back, do 10 Merkins
Run to the 2nd island, do 20 Merkins, run back, do 20 Merkins
Run to the 3rd island, do 15 Merkins, run back, do 15 Merkins
Chill Cut plank hold when you’re done
Repeato the cycle except with Star Jumps
Repeato the cycle except with Dying Cockroaches

Recover on the jog back around and down to the shelter.
Pull-Ups x 10 OYO
Derkins x 20 OYO
Irkins x 15 OYO
Squat Hold when you’re done

YHC liked that. Do it again! OYO
Squat Hold when you’re done.

YHC picked up some mumble chatter something to the effect: “squat hold seems like a break, so…
Let’s do something with legs
Alt L/R Step-Ups x 10 IC
Sumo Squats x 20 IC
Apollo Onos x 15 IC

Recover on the jog over to the basketball courts. And the wind cried, “Mary.” On your 6s
Low Slow Flutters x 10 IC. Hold it.
Hello Dollys x 20 IC. Hold it.
Box Cutters x 15 IC. Recover.

LBCs x 10 IC. Hold it.
Reverse LBCs x 20 IC
American Hammers x 15

Hey, we have time for some sprints. Line up. All the way across both courts and back as fast as you can go:
Sprint
Karaoke
Backwards Run
Sprint
Sprint

We’re done!

COT
Announcements: K2C, F3 Christmas Party
Prayer Requests: Chef Tell’s Mother-in-law and his wife as she travels to be with her mother; Banjo’s cousin who has cancer and is in hospice care
YHC took us out

Great work today, gentlemen! I was honored to be in your presence and even more honored to lead. It is mornings and camaraderie like this that keep me coming back!