It was a cool morning that had called for rain, but only delivered a heavy mist when the PAX rolled into the parking lot. Mumble chatter was high as we waited for the appointed time, partly due to the chill in the air. ShutIn was called out for tweeting about finally experiencing a Katniss beatdown, but then not posting. Callahan decided to give Katniss crap for not posting yesterday at A-Team, until he was reminded by Franklin that Katniss was there. Katniss and Callahan even had a conversation about why Callahan never posts at A-Team. Callahan tried to try his luck with Franklin, but no dice. Franklin was at A-Team as well yesterday and recalled the same conversation. Callahan was dejected and let the matter die. The QIC ensured we waited until 5:45, told Beaker the Q’s watch is always right, and when the clock struck with no sign of ShutIn, we were off.

Warm up
Run around the lower parking lot and circle up on the baseball.
10 Merkins IC
25 SSH IC
What to our wondering eyes does appear, but ShutIn rolling late and SSH’ing up the parking lot. It was only fitting that ShutIn was late today. Unknown to the PAX, the QIC had modeled today after a previous workout [link]. I couldn’t make this up if I tried.
10 penalty burpees for the PAX since ShutIn was late
15 Imperial Walkers IC
10 GM IC

The Thang
Run to the top parking lot where the Beast awaited. 6 laps, 6 stops each, 6 count of each exercise – squat hold after each lap while the PAX assemble.
Merkins – MaBell was giddy to find out we were doing merkins
Right Arm Forward Merkin – AirBag was rolling strong at this point
Carolina Dry Docks
Left Arm Forward Merkins – Beaker took the lead on the uphill
Diamond Merkins
Burpees

Recover the on the jog back to the basketball court, stopping half way for a squat hold with PBX leading the way. At the basketball court,
Bear Crawl across both courts – both courts AirBag!, jog back, squat hold
Pick Cherries 25 IC
Put them in the basket 25 IC
Crab Walk across both courts, jog back, squat hold

Grab some fence for some Peoples Chair, in the mud, 10-count down the line. Moline thought he would have a slip-and-fall, but held strong and no EMTs were required. ShutIn was late starting the count; what can I say, he’s consistent (see above).

Crab Walk across both courts, jog back,
Plank hold 10-count down the line

Mary
20 LBC IC
20 Freddie Mercury IC
20 Box Cutters IC
20 Hello Dolly IC (Callahan’s favorite)
20 Rosalita IC (Callahan’s other favorite)

Announcements
Moline’s moving to Iowa (M’s job) and will Q before he goes
The Bull, sign up
The Mule, sign up
Mud Run, sign up

Prayer Requests
Moline’s impeding move to Iowa
Chef Tel’s Aunt who passed away

It was an honor and privilege to lead such a fine group of men this morning.